Ellyphant

You get banned from YWS for giving away fake money :lol: -inserts coin-

I bet you a canibal would love some of that human popcorn. 9/!0

Banned for not seeing that it is the point of the whole thing :D

Tori handed a big shopping bag to Lily. Lily stared at it before acknowledging. "What's this?" she asked. Tori shrugged. "Just a little something telling you how much you mean ...

"Get out of my head," I whispered smacking my forehead. I looked at Rory. He was still glowing. "Okay, listen. I know that you aren't glowing. If I wasn't seeing ...

Galaxy was constantly nipping and tugging on Mister Erious's ear as he slept. "Come on! You promised!" Galaxy whined. His eyes still closed and his breathing was still slow. "Hmph, ...

Waverly did as she was told. She took them off uncomfortably and Dr. Wu examined over her making marks and things on her clipboard. It wasn't long until Dr.Wu was ...

Awe. !!/!0

BWAHA! stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Sorry, but I just can't give a proper review because that was just too funny! My Grandaddy's sitting on the computer behind me ...

Usually I would recomend capitalization, but yours fit together. Usually I would comment on your punctuation, but yours I can't. This poem was heavily armored and I can't seem to ...

First Impression Awe. That's cute! Review -I would like to point out (before the mod.s do) that you only have one review when the ratio is 2-3 reviews per post. ...

Oh no! I should probably tell you before a Mod. does...you need at least 2-3 reviews to post one piece of work. This keeps everything even and balanced. Kind of ...

I have always wished that. I miss the days when modesty was what men would look for. Where ladies were ladies. Not school yard whores. I miss those times when ...

*...ROFL! Poor thunderdude!* Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 88% Likelihood of you being MALE is 12% Site Male-Female Ratio 0.98 0.9 0.74 1 0.9 0.89 1.08 0.79 0.82 0.82 ...

It wasn't long and I was asleep. Somehow I felt that I was still awake, and that I was outside. Some man was standing there. He turned around and blinked ...