Ellyphant

Have you ever tried meeting the teletubbies?

You think sad I say Alien Abduction.

No. TUBM has wind chimes on their back porch.

You get some strawberry milk. -inserts coin-

Banned for having a short post. :P

Ooh...now I want to read your story !0/!0

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Granted...but a troll with scissors runs by so fast that you don't even see him and he slices the card in half with his awesome ninja trollnessness.

gobbled until the cows came home so...

H-Hyenas

...blue? Do you own over one hundred pieces of clothing?

Thriller in your pants. Maniac in your pants. Baby got back in your pants.

I always thought that a 360 was a curphew.

Friends

My mom...so...one. Why don't chickens have nipples?