Elizabeth

You have terrible handwriting anyway :P Just show the pictures with captions haha. I'm kidding Arrex, sort of anyway :P

ROCK! What an awesome Rock... I might have to embezzle it into something of mine :P

Narrator: Are you sick and tired of getting shampoo in your eyes and crying in the shower? [Person showers. Another person walks up with bottle in hands. Squirts shampoo into ...

How can he be angry at you for losing an Effing baseball game? Did he use Squirty's before he played? it would have given him skills. *Uses shampoo the previous ...

SQUIRTY’S TEARLESS SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL Script: By Elizabeth Mathers 4-5-06 [Introduction] Narrator: Are you sick and tired of getting shampoo in your eyes and crying in the shower? [Person showers. A

Pretty good considering all hope has died for me and haikus. I read one... several yesterday that tore my soul apart and made me cry. Nice job on these ones ...

But... RANTING!!! It is the wine of the Gods, it is the motion that make smy soul breathe, it is me. A ranter. I'll work more on this... I can ...

I'm laughing so hard right now that I can't breathe but I am in fear that, in the end, we will blow ourselves up... I need one of these for ...

Sometimes I wonder if immaturity is a retardation of the brain ‘Cause, honey, you’re retarded First glance of you yesterday wanted to make me Scream with fright but giggle with ...

In the first haiku, it was 5-6-5 not 5-7-5 I liked this otherwise, I never really liked Haikus but these were an acception, but haikus are generally too short for ...

Shouldn't: ".... your truly seen in the darkness" Be you're? Anyway I liked it... I got this image of a restless boy who's too physical and it's annoying... It sounds ...

“hey jasmine,” he said, and grinned. *Should be:* "Hey Jasmine," he said, grinning. Yeah this was ultimately confusing.... the rest, after Gavin smirking, seemed like a bit of a summary.... ...

I posted it the day after Valentines day, that should count for something... but apparently it doesn't :P

..... Yeah... Alright... I can live with this... I suppose... I mean, wow 120? Now niteowl will be giving so many gifts...

I think if a dictionary were thrown in a blender with a pint of blood and vomit, ingested by a homeless man with a severe case of gingivitis and then ...