Elelel

MONKEY!!! (for all reasons previously stated, and ESPECIALLY because they can fling poo)

MONKEY!!! Dear God not a kangaroo.

I got to pry in other people's love lives. Which is what Valentine's Day is really about.

I want to paint umbrellas. I also decided last week I would play the trumpet, and now I am. So that's good. After that stuff is underway I'll get some ...

Well, no snow days for me. It's summertime! *basks in sunshine* Silly Northern Hemisphere people with your backwards weather.

I've been having dreams lately! I had my second ever nightmare last week. That was cool. Well, it was cool after I stopped being scared to fall asleep in case ...

That's terrible. Poor kid. Imagine being eaten alive. By something you don't even expect to try and eat you. *shudder*

Hanging sounds like a pretty horrible way to die. And I heard that he was taunted in the lead up to his death. Not the way I would want to ...

Stop biting my fingernails! I'm addicted to it or something. But I've decided it's going to stop this time.

I think so. Even if it just makes customers think that if there's a big fuss being made about showing off my book, it must be good.

=D It's a smily face. I am so good at this.

I got 50k, but I wouldn't call it a novel. So I voted "other".

Terry Pratchett. No one else evencomes close to being as amusing.

Apparently I have a great sex life ... news to me. I didn't think I had one at all.

... and no one's even brought up what might happen if Uranus gers tetchy about us demoting Pluto ...