Elelel

"IOU an epitaph worth reading" "Please take revenge on my murderer" "Trust 'Don't try this at home' warnings" "Have a nice life" "Remind my sister to feed the cat"

You know ... I think if I can murder my writer's block and get a good idea, I will do this. 50 000 isn't that much, my current story is ...

"Dig here for treasure" "Help! I'm not dead!" "Here does not lie the body of El who did not die on ... [insert date of death] ..." "Meet me here ...

If someone said, "Yo dawg, toss me da rock" I'd find a big rock and throw it at them ... but that's just me. "Nyah nyah nyah nyah!" pronounced: neeh-yah ...

I don't. There's the new family one, but that's never turned on, and the old family one, nicknamed "The Brick", but I don't have one. Actually I'm have phonephobia (there's ...

Looks interesting. May join, may not.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

7/10 because it sounds like it makes sense and should be funny and I want to make it look like I COMPLETELY understood it so no one thinks I'm an ...

And this time, I could actually get round to VOTING!

Yelling: "DON'T BE STUPID! YOU CAN'T PEE AND HOLD A FOLDED UP CAMP CHAIR AT THE SAME TIME!"

I'll answer for the long weekend. Marshmeelow fights around the camp fire. Loyalty (yay!) The legend of that guy who went behind the bush, and we heard a shovel, so ...

South Australia Drive: 16 (L's) Alcohol: See Hawk's post. Plus the police here only do breath tests at midday, then tell the local paper they only caught one person driving ...

Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at

When I was dragged out in front of the whole school to recieve a certificate I had already once received and was supposed to have handed to the acting principal ...

Getting given a dead rose. Talking about the duck that died, fell, over, then rolled down a hill