Elelel

YAY!!! Well done!

Well, there are people who live and breath books out there (us included) and they'd probably stick with books. I mean, it's different for music, isn't it? ipods are more ...

That does sound fun!

Most people are people, which I agree with Sam, is generally hilarious. People ... go by their own rules. I don't think there are many people who would qualify as ...

"And they all chased the gnomes but the gnomes got away and lived happily ever afer in the land of candy-canes" Randomness over, everyone happy?

How can some of you say "well, APPART from that, no, I have not been published" Published is published! Say YAY!!! and be merry! There is no "appart"! You have ...

YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Depends. Is it safe to try to fly to the moon in a cardboard box you launch off the roof of the house? Yes. Is it safe to eat spinach? ...

Probably not. The gnomes were being hunted, then you tried to hug people (which obviously follows that someone should try and shot you) ... you can live in the gnome ...

... you tell me.

*is puzzled* Aren't M movies usually rated for 15+? ... oh no, wait. There's probably a different rating system here.

From what? The gnomes were never even trying to hurt you!

This is completely unfair on the gnomes! It's like the whole pop goes the weasel thing all over again ... next thing you know I'll have to start a gnome ...

Except... he said "he." So you, being a she would not be considered. Note to self: Skim read at own risk.

I like to be ... interesting right at the beginning. I like to hook a little interest. Often I start with dialogue, sometimes full on action, once a suspenseful bit ...