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There is no such thing as evolution; only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

I disagree. Both your examples are inefficient. The first utilizes far too many commas and is much too choppy to be read smoothly, and the second is just boring . ...

Written for my boring English class. Bite me. A small jingle from the bell mounted atop the door frame announced my entry into EB Games. Brian, the massive Mr. Incredible ...

Ok, I gotta say, this was really well done--great word choices and smooth reading, as Bob said. Really my only beef with this is the sheer mass of words on ...

When Zeke casts a spell, the motions, components, and words all must be near perfect--a misspoken syllable could create a very undesirable effect. :P Missile is defined as "An object ...

Thanks for the analysis Gannon--ihad I taken the time to correct my spelling ahead of itme, perhaps I would have recieved a higher score ;) In the world where Zeke ...

I sorely disagree with you, Sponson. This looks liek it was taken right out of Nightmare Before Christmas. The colors, are gritty, and definitely work for the picture itself. The ...

Ah Grif...well, if you're gonna be doing a Halo themed parody, I got dibs on Sgt. Johnson! As long as I'm the BAMF Weapons Expert of the crew, I'm content.

Ezekiel uttered the final word of his arcane spell, the last syllable ending in a sharp cutoff. His outstretched hand glowed for an instant. Zeke's mouth turned up in a ...

Halo 2 isn't about beating the game, silly--it's about pwning people online!

It won't need a mega PC, Phorcys...compared to most graphics for PC, Halo is rather obsolete...unless they plan on giving Halo 2 a total overhaul graphics wise, you should be ...

*whimpers* I'm not that I?

psh....all you had to do was look thru the unread posts, goose...

Yay, Sophie's back! Huzzah!

The portraits gradually became a blur, and he lost count of the number of steps he climbed. Finally, he reached the great double doors to his room. Pure gold with ...