Dynamo

Because the stuff they actually use isn't meant to taste good in the first place. They use mind control serum that makes you want to eat nothing but candy, therefore ...

Have you heard the news? Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics! Yay Canada! But now it seems that people all over the world have started ...

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OK, what should I talk about this time? Well, first I guess I should talk about the holiday I didn't full understand. It's called "Hana-mi," which means cherry blossom viewing. ...

Because God's favorite hobby is to make casualty cry. If God gets hungry, does he make a sandwich out of the universe and eats it?

Green. (A donkey kicked me in the face when I was a kid) What is the answer to the ultimate question?

Because they were all hippies living in the pot filled 60's. Why does my brain hurt?

It's all a conspiracy, man. The government doesn't want us to find out, but the wizard's actions that are deemed as "wonderful things" include human sacrifices and urinating. He keeps ...

I'd say you would get into thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much trouble. I stuck the pointy part one of those small green army guys up my nose. I think it went a little ...

I don't even know how to pronounce that word!... 6/10 Syphilis

What do I feel about the... uh, that's a trick question, right? I folded a portable hole and now the sky is purple. Thats bad... right?

Thursday I think. If you turn a bag of infinite holding insideout and put it over your head, will you be able to walk through walls?

Wait, what was the question?

Forget I asked, I already know the answer. Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything. I asked a witch if she could use her magic crystal ball... thingy to predict the winning numbers ...

There is a 50% chance the answer is "yes", but there is any equally good chance that it could also be "no." Does anyone know how to get rid of ...