Dynamo

You can't keep a pet hare in Toronto, but you can have up to six rabbits. If one of them has babies, thought, they're illegal. You already have your allowed ...

It is illegal to buy or sell fish caught under a domestic fishing license in Alberta. A person can have the fish if "the resident is in dire need of ...

I saw this article on MSN about a distant galaxy being damaged by the black jets of a nearby black hole. I have the link to it right here:

No one was allowed to ride a mini-bike along sidewalks or pathways intended for pedestrians, on any highways or bridges in Scarborough, Ontario, in the 70's. The fine could be ...

Because this is my first segment, I'm going to give you three laws instead of one. An old bylaw in the City of Toronto reportedly made it illegal to drag ...

I recently found a book among all the other players guides and computer manuals my dad owns called, "You Can't Do That in Canada!" It's a book about crazy laws ...

Because wemon are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Crist for our entertainment. If a ninja could create a flavour of ice cream, what would it ...

Now why would I train all my life just so I can carry a sign around all day? "Be back in 5 minutes to kill you." (Virgo/Earth Snake)

I had a spare class on Friday, during which time I was in the learning resource room working on my story. The teachers were telling this kid how they were ...

I'm an atheist, which means I don't believe in any kind of higher power. But I do know that God, being the caring father of us all, wouldn't throw me ...

How did you like the T.V.s on the trains?

Third person. I tend to switch between the perspectives of my characters a lot, especially with the main character and his best friend. I actually have five main characters and ...

We need a new cliche, the Pat Buchanan thing is getting old. How about Febreeze? It kills Nazis.

Awsome.

If you guys had enough money to reserve an entire convention building for this, I'd beg my parents to let me go. Of course, I'd probably be in college at ...