DragonGirl11

Gets my shoe. Inserts a smartphone

Banned for talking about hypocrites.

Fortunately, he winds up on an island inhabited by nothing more dangerous than some fruit and a herd of pigs.

Similarly, you might be a trekkie when you refer to your wife as "Number 1" and your daughters as "1 0f 3", "2 of 3", and "3 of 3" by ...

The notifications system isn't perfect yet.

"Uh, Captain? How are we supposed to activate EP42 with no hyperspace engines?" asked the pilot DragonGirl turned, halfway in the lift already. "Oh, right." She rubbed her eyes and ...

Ding dong! DragonGirl11 sat up in her bunk. "Enter," she said groggily. The doors slid open. The first officer, in his silver-trimmed uniform, stepped through and saluted. "This had better ...

Nicholas They've finally gone. If I do my job right, I will never have to see another scientist or human in my life. A group of freaks like me arrives ...

I'm going to put this in for now. I may or may not decide to write something else to replace that. Are we limited to one entry?

DragonGirl11 stood on a chair on the bridge, facing what was left of her crew. They were a small bunch, only twenty at the best of time, and the ship ...

Count me in!

Write the post again xD

First of all, a shoutout to all the wonderful people I see in chat ( Reason , Geelyria , Epicdonkalous , CelticaNoir , Scarlettefire et cetera) for being so entertaining. ...

I like the one with the stupid hair and clothes best. Which one's that, Becki? You mean all of them?

Banned for not arguing against logic.