Dracula

...throw it at my parents for not giving me a proper toy.

Wibbly wobbly stuff Falls on the land where we live Timey wimey stuff

I see the asteroid falling towards-------

....curse you.

At school I used to write funny messages on leaves and scatter them on the ground. :P

Can I submit an idea? A young boy wakes up on a strange planet. Write a very short story about it. :)

I'm walking a road which is getting older The surface is becomming rougher The gravel is more frequent The road ends soon, I think. Yet there is always the chance ...

"I'm here. So it's not over yet."

This is the story of how I died. OH MY GODS ROOOOOOSE

Worst opening line ever: You are reading a book.

I wonder why I fear the dark. I wonder why I hear wolves bark. I wonder why I fear a tingle I wonder why I hear chimes jingle And become ...

We humans can't win Apollo is the hot god Of random haikus

Escape.