Dracula

9/10 I love Calvin! You only lose a mark because I prefer avvies to be square.

Cheese Oolong or Lady Grey?

Because my doctor said it would help me to sleep at night. Why do you have hair on your head?

You had me right up until the Mars part. Or is the publishing house in partnership with Pigfarts?

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

I don't believe you can truly experience the joy of books if you read a story on something that is not a book.

From what I've read, this website sounds like a news sort of thing, rather than a writing site. Young writers submit their articles on hot topics, and the public can ...

@EternalRain

10 because it's cute.

Juice If you had to survive on one for 24 hours, would you pick a bucket of water or two buckets of oranges?

It's always awkward when someone sees you researching how to hack computers. "I swear I'm not going to do it! A made up character in my head is!"

Puma. I believe that we would become excellent friends.

I was given this research question: Do people pay more attention to satire, comedy, mockery than a serious art piece or news story? I think the answer is pretty obvious, ...

Really though, I need suggestions.

Creeping people out, probably.