Dracula

What if? Instead, try: so what?

Well deserved winners!

@Felistia I feel like I should bow at your feet if you did that in Word. *bows* *feeds you grapes* *fans* Amazing! @Wolfical I found a website that makes spiral ...

@felistia That looks amazing! What program did you use to turn the text into a shape?

Points for Participation?

Do we have a club? We should have a club.

Why not? Sign me up!

My family also weren't the kindest about it - they allowed me to eat the vegan food, but would make constant digs about how much it cost, even though we ...

You'll find lots of bad jokes on here, don't worry. :P Welcome!

Aliens were invading and they caused a violent storm, then sucked every human up into their ship.

Pretend to choke and make the manager realise that none of their staff actually learnt anything from that first aid course they had to do.

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

I'm from Australia!

Dan and Phil as young children come to my birthday sleepover; they are both complete rascals.

Describe the dream you had last night (or any night) in one sentence. Bonus points for the wackiest descriptions. I'll share first. Last night Rick was driving a van, and ...