Bagels are an essential diet for my morning intake.
But soft, what light shines through yonder window breaks? BAGELS!!! Whatever mutiny belay you, Bagels will be there, to shine light on the moment through his clairvoyance. His wisdom so subtle and yet so acute. Who be this man you say? I say, he is not a man. Not a god. He's a damn Bagel!
Gaben Newell, Creative Writing, Psychology, House music, and Piano