Deadman

"You're such a man!" (To your girlfriend.) What is something you would not say to your boss.

Gets carmel and chocolate. *inserts a bad story*

That awkward moment when you return from a long break and everything has changed!

(You must be new to this forum.) You bleed out from the bullet wound. (Never said I died. :P)

Coming Undone- Korn.

PublicschooledAdult

Joker

I paid the sniper more and he killed you instead.

"Can't wait for you to die so I can get your car." What is something you should never say to a 1st grader?

You trip and fall off of a mountain. However you survive the fall but you are now paralyzed from the waist down. While in the hospital a crazy doctor runs ...

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You always bring a happy attitude where ever you go.

Unfinished house, I can inform the police and finish it myself. WYR die from laughing, or coughing?

You attend a class on Quantum Physics and you die from a brain overload.

Unfortunately, that is not possible.