Deadman

*Receives your puppy now as a full grown dog.* *inserts homework*

Granted, but you find that the extended time is horrible. I wish I wasn't so tired.

You die of embarrassment when you slip and fall on dry ground.

Unfortunately, the item that was very very important still broke.

Granted, but it get's corrupted in the end. I wish it was Sunday already.

Keep Calm and Mustang on

Granted, but you can't come back, and you do not have an unlimited air supply. I wish I could read people's minds, but only when I chose to.

Writedutifuly

They gave us a new one!

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Granted, but you miss everything important because you were sleeping. I wish I could stay awake!

Undutifulwriter

You know you're a nerd when you begin speaking in Binary.

Keep Calm And Ignore the problem!

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