Deadman

You become so lost within you're own thoughts that you walk and fall into a hole. After spending several days in said hole, someone arrives and fills it with cement. ...

You receive a horrid what if situation. *Inserts a whale.*

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting

You receive a younger wand. *Inserts fifty page report that I have not written yet.*

which absolutely disgusts them causing them to...

You end up staring at your avatar photo for too long and die from it's cuteness!

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are

She would buy a dress, do her hair up and put on her makeup. Then she would sit at hime and cry causing her makeup to run! (Yes I've seen ...

the crater of....

The best way to kiss a cow is with

That awkward moment when you're arguing and you know you were wrong, but continue anyway.

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causing the cat to...

Keep Calm And Sing On