Deadman

Sorry Zolen, but it's self preservation, I would kill Zolen. Would you rather be forced to kill your own mom, or your own dad?

"Psssh, get over it." What shouldn't you say to Nate?

Banned for having the first post on this page!

were very notorious for...

Is what really a question?

Asics...

You know you're a nerd when you design cars and make wooden models.

"Want some syrup with that?" What shouldn't you say to a monkey that hasn't had a banana in three years?

Banned because all matter tastes amazing!

Sit, because I can lay down in the air and replicate standing. WYR be stuck in Hawaii or the Bahamas?

Unfortunately, the keep pooping on us and our statue-like selves begin to deteriorate.

You know you're a nerd when you constantly develop your own theories, and test them.

"Don't worry I'm just gonna put you in this microscopic box." What shouldn't you say to me?

Table, that way I don't have a butt in my face all the time. Would you rather be a shoe or a shirt?

Banned