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Lozen!

*Receives a carrot!* *Inserts a school supplied Macbook.*

THEWRITER!

DignifiedWriter

Granted, but nothing is ever fun to you because you understand it all. It is the misunderstandings and confusion that makes things fun. I wish that I could listen to ...

Keep calm and Kick the jerk!

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your parents, and it reaches a bit of a touchy scene and you don't know how to react without offending ...

spotted shirts that were also....

After a long fight with Asura you lose and succumb to the madness, and the witches kill you. (I hope you understand the many references to your avatar and name.)

She would try subtle hints, and if that doesn't work she would be straightforward. What would a girl do if she lost her hair?

You know you're a nerd when a friend asked how your language classes are going and you respond with a formula you cannot in figure out in Java.

*Receives a black hole.* *Inserts a cat*

The sane lady despises gory films.

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...