Deadman

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...

At first he would do whatever he wanted to do. Later he would become sad and sulk everyday. What would a girl do if every guy she asked to go ...

You receive chocolate, and some mints. *inserts pudding.*

Granted but every time you absorb more, you begin to lose common sense. I wish I wasn't short...

Where you?

Stolen

The raisins like to eat the Candy King's corn sugar cane

Are you sure you're asking the right question there?

Why wouldn't you think of yourself?

The Candy King's cane has raisins and corn sugar in it.

*Receives a Centipede.* *Inserts a cow.*

Granted, but it's backing chocolate so it's really bitter. I wish I had all the answers.

*Receives an awesome person.* *Inserts worst teacher.*

Granted, but we resort to how the government ran things in "The Purge." I wish It was noon so I could go home from class...

*Receives nothing* *Inserts best friend.*