Deadman

Umm well assuming I can actually get my foot that close, my big toe. Would you rather trip up or down stairs?

Unfortunately, the aliens control mankind now.

of wonderful scents that could be...

ImRockingMyOneStar

*Receives my drunk sister.* *Inserts car keys.*

Does it matter or not?

Granted, but you will be later, and you will be unable to get food! I wish I could keep my eyes open....

Here lies Storybraniac Born February 27th 1914 Died just a second ago Died because he slipped and fell because of a banana peel.

I was unable to say yellow. I would say "lello".

Here Lies ForgottenSpellbinder Born yesterday Died today He was always told not to play with matches. Buried under the tree next to the river, in the same spot where he ...

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves." Repeat endlessly....

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...

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This seems more like something for your wall, more people will see it there.

My first Quote represents my new mental attitude. I had been through a lot of trouble, and a terrible losing battle within my own mind. I had virtually put myself ...