Deadman

"I hate you." "What is something you should never say to a depressed person?"

Tokurosus

You know you're a nerd when you get excited about a new processor that is coming out, and instead of just name the clock speed you talk about each core.

Slipped on a banana peel.

On the bottom of the ocean, I can sleep on the floor and nothing will be damaged. (My entire life's work is in my room I can't risk that!) Would ...

Fortunately, you turn them vegan!

His mutant rat plays ball with a cat that likes to steal presents.

Are you sure the scientists are the sadistic ones, or is it us that are the sadistic ones?

Verizon holiday specials!

That awkward moment when someone comes up to you and a friend and starts talking, and you answer only to realize he was talking to your friend.

Granted, but it doesn't work properly. I wish it wasn't 2 degrees out.

I remember joining a couple years ago, but it wasn't until this year that i started to get involved. This is really and awesome place to be. Some of my ...

Kurumo

That awkward moment when you are wearing headphones and you realize you never started the music.

That awkward moment when you're with your friends and a person they don't like comes up and keeps trying to talk with you.