Deadman

Let go of me you jellyfish licker!

Unfortunately, there where mushrooms on the pizza and you hate mushrooms.

You know you're a nerd when you know more on the subject than the teacher does.

"Wow look at that girl's figure." (Not sure what mate you were talking about!) What shouldn't you say to the meanest teacher in history?

What makes you think a homeless guy never got an education?

You suffered the climb to the top of Mt. Everest. However you tripped and fell down the side of the mountain. You survived and are now in the hospital. A ...

(That could make an epic story! Hm, might steal the idea.) Well this all depends on how the clone was done. If the clone knows how he fights, then he ...

Can't I be a liger? I'd prefer to be a lion. Would you rather write with a pencil or pen?

"I hate you with a burning passion, you are the biggest idiot in the world. You understand nothing, and you are basically an idiot receiving a big paycheck." (Okay, okay ...

ZtheCoolDude

Oh, this one is tough. I think I'd love to be able to fly, but then again being invisible opens so many doors...I think I would chose to be invisible, ...

Did I ever say it was?

She would end up doing the activity, and cramming the assignment late at night. What would a boy do if he was stuck trying to decided between his ex or ...

So you're saying the world is sadistic?

You died laughing at a Vine. (Hopefully you know what that is.)