Deadman

3 Coffee gets me through the day!

You know your a nerd when you were a tie to school every day, and your school does not have uniforms.

I am the best because I am a grammar Nazi at heart!

Here lies SubtleSanity Born-January 1993 Died January 2014 Failed to renew a contract with the devil, to be an amazing writer.

I am the best because I am dead yet I am typing!

That awkward moment when you are watching anime and it gets to a sketchy scene and your dad walks in.

Fairytale, don't get me started on it. I love it way too much.

Currently it would be Stardust by Gemini Syndrome.

Freak out, probably drink the saltwater and dehydrate herself that way. What would a guy do if he was stranded in the middle of an ocean with a little row ...

Death by Dragon hunters.

Here lies TakeThatYouFiend Born 1600 Died 2014 Killed by Deadman for failure to follow the rules of eternal life.

You have amazing artistic skills involving your avvie.

You know your a nerd when you return to this forum to battle to be the biggest nerd with someone who challenged you.

No, didn't she tell me that?

Granted, you get the wish but it is corrupted. I wish gas was cheaper.