Deadman

Unfortunately, too many ladies would not give up there cellphones.

Granted but after them you fall deathly ill. I wish this was over with...

No toes, I may suck at balance, but I can still function perfectly. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

You where way to subtle with your sanity, so people killed you.

Your avatar makes me laugh every time I watch the whole thing.

Opera, it would take a bit but I wouldn't be using a certain word, and people could understand me. Would you rather be the smartest person alive, or be the ...

Unfortunately, that doesn't make a difference, and we are back to the start. The human race is still doomed to fall.

(Muhahah you cannot kill what is already dead!) Here lies Holysocks Born 1996 Died 2014 She finally realized that Deadman was actually dead and died of shock.

5 Tea makes me sick, and I hate throwing up. Coffee is where it's at!

Even if she didn't, is it still necessary to be concerned?

I'd love to have grumpy cat, we'd get along perfectly. Would you rather have a cat that does stupid stuff for memes, or a pet parrot that can read Shakespeare?

Blazer? As in the car? That's not nerdy. You know you're a nerd when you participate in a robotics club.

Granted, but your brain melts afterward. I wish I could go do what I desperately need to....

TheOneWhoNeverChangesTheirAvvie

Stick his hands in the nearest liquid. What would a girl do if she got gum caught in her hair and she could not pull it out?