Deadman

Granted, now he is on every other channel all the time! (Gah I hated writing that one! Why'd you make me do it!) I wish class was over already...

That awkward moment when you flip a burger and grease hits the flames engulfing your hand in fire, and you keep going like nothing happened, while everyone is freaking out. ...

How much are you willing to tell?

Unfortunately, they learned what's in them and swear never to eat that stuff again!

they where mad because they wanted...

You're brain rotted from watching too much TV.

Bam you're wishing rights are revoked but you are the best at not making a wish! I wish it was at least 25 degrees fahrenheit outside!

pet

You know you're a nerd when the teacher asks you if she was right and you point out she made a mistake and gets upset.

trolls that were rioting over...

Banned for implying you can speak swahelio.

"You can't kick worth anything!" What shouldn't you say to a newborn sibling?

You where left out in the subzero temperatures that just passed through my area!

What does that have to do with this?

You died because the great god of the forum smote you for reusing a death!