Deadman

Unanimous.

An ant, because it can't step on me. WYR be squashed by a car, or go flying through the windshield of a car? (Either way you die)

Why shouldn't anyone understand anything?

Nope, and dang thought I had you. Well is it Kylie, or some other spelling variation of that?

Why was I asking?

Have you been?

9/10 It's very well put. I might over think it, but your signature is basically saying that your silence says a thousand words.

Nope not Cole. Jessica?

Why do you not understand? Haven't you been reading?

You receive a heavy metal band. *Inserts humanity's last hope.*

Fortunately, everything is alright!

9/10 The first statement is true, and the second I'm trying to figure out what language it's in.

What if someone was lactose intolerant?

Nope not Tylor. Amanda?

There is already one in existence.