Deadman

You simply forgot how to breathe.

You know you're a nerd when the Teacher doesn't bother calling on you because you always know the answer.

Death from failure to notice a tick on your elbow.

Banned because I'm bored and you are now the victim of my boredom.

I grant you a wish, but in no way was it what you wanted. I wish I could get my bowling game a little more sorted.

Banned because I'm certain you are still young, maybe not full of life though.

Tripped and drowned in a puddle.

That awkward moment when you're talking quietly about someone and they are actually right behind you.

Are there any perks of being a reader?

You know you're a nerd when you tell everyone you have a 0% chance of getting into any college, and everyone is shocked and says "I thought you were really ...

You know you're a nerd when you spend your time trying to obtain a MCSE license.

You know you're a nerd when you have to write a paper about a hero, and you choose Kyle Reese from The Terminator.

You know you're a nerd when you sit there in a networking class and ping everyone's computers there.

You know you're a nerd when you require no explanation when it comes to determining what Internet Protocol to assign to another computer inside of the network you created.

Fortunately one of them found a way to remedy that.