Deadman

Unfortunately, there where mushrooms on the pizza and you hate mushrooms.

You know you're a nerd when you know more on the subject than the teacher does.

"Wow look at that girl's figure." (Not sure what mate you were talking about!) What shouldn't you say to the meanest teacher in history?

I could do without the soup.

Mold

A what? TUBM is nice and comfy right now.

What makes you think a homeless guy never got an education?

9/10 That seems random, but it seems like it's taken from somewhere?

I am not the best person.

You suffered the climb to the top of Mt. Everest. However you tripped and fell down the side of the mountain. You survived and are now in the hospital. A ...

(That could make an epic story! Hm, might steal the idea.) Well this all depends on how the clone was done. If the clone knows how he fights, then he ...

For actively participating in The Battle of The Sexes.

Banned because I'm tired.

Can't I be a liger? I'd prefer to be a lion. Would you rather write with a pencil or pen?

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