Deadman

For commonly being called a variation of Pompadour.

6 Coffee is good by itself, and I'm talking straight black coffee. Tea is really hard for me to drink, no matter what you do to it.

Aliens are here? *Gathers alien hunting gear.*

Death by peanuts.

Granted but you came back to life three weeks later, and your body has decayed a little leaving an awful stench around you that you cannot get rid of. (Challenge ...

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Banned because no one is as funny as I.

I know how to write in C++, Java, Ruby, and HTML

Alone

land

(oh, okay.) You know you're a nerd when you win a robotics competition.

Unfortunately, too many ladies would not give up there cellphones.

Granted but after them you fall deathly ill. I wish this was over with...

I'm winning!

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