Deadman

*takes ball, shoots a half court and makes it* I rock!

Unfortunately, the citizens cannot agree and the world begins to tear apart.

For being on the other side of the world!

Granted, but you turn out like most famous people and get involved in some very bad things. I wish I had the rest of Rammstein's music.

Bring it on! I'll play all your professionals, as long as they don't cry when they fall.

Unfortunately, this world is super cold, and no one is dressed for it!

For going to bed when I am just fully waking up!

For trying to take my crown for King of Randomosity.

Granted, but you become deathly ill and it doesn't matter anyway. I wish I could meet someone famous someday.

Unfortunately, it was a mirage in the heat.

*Ducks behind a random rock* Can't get me!

For being a person who is always on Randomosity!

Unfortunately, that means we are still melting in the heat.

*does the same*

(Umm i don't think so?) Granted, and now they never come again! Not even your birthday! Mwhahaha I wish my favorite band would come back to America.