Deadman

Banned for coughing. (He's a cool teacher, plus he is from Scotland.)

Banned for banning me for chuckling. (Yup, in fact the teacher is looking at me as a type this O.o)

Banned because that made me chuckle in class.

Banned because I hit you graciously with the ban hammer.

Banned for yawning in your picture.

Banned because I feel like banning you.

Banned because you're not 60 years old.

Banned because that's silly. If I was dead how could I be typing these messages? O_o

Banned because your making the mood here sad.

I ban you for the sake of banning you!

Banned because you both post here so much!

Banned for me not being able to see your picture

Banned for being over-enthusiastic!

I'm not really sure what kind of speech I shall give. All I know is I've posted this and it would appear I have won.

Banned for banning me for banning someone for being right.