Deadman

Banned because I am the law, and I'm putting you back underneath me!

Swim through the mud. There's nothing wrong with mud. Would you rather die, or be forced to listen to all of the horrible music ever made in the world.

You got me, I do not sleep in pajamas. (P.S. You changed the B and the M again) TUBM has read a good novel recently.

Are you sure?

Unfortunately, it wasn't powerful enough.

I'm proving you wrong again.

Banned because I have not seen you on here in awhile.

Sorry, but you're wrong, I didn't have much of a childhood. TUBM thinks I must be crazy for not liking Disney.

When your entire neighborhood calls you when they have computer troubles.

Zombie apocalypse because I can't swim too well, and I'm an outstanding marksman. Would you rather be buried alive or bound and thrown into a cave somewhere.

Clues

Unfortunately, you lost your hearing in the endeavor.

Gets good for nothing cats that spill your drinks on your keyboard. Inserts a TV.

Unfortunately, they treat you with something that you're allergic to.

Granted but you waste it. I wish this computer didn't give me troubles when I try to access YWS.