Deadman

Banned because I have had one for quite some time.

Unfortunately they have taken the difficult path and are going to kill you.

I couldn't make it a year without my favorite bands music, so I'd take the four hour long concert. WYR, go a whole year getting half an hour of sleep ...

Gets a kitten. Inserts a notebook.

pick

Banned because I'm in a banning mood, and the ban hammer was getting dusty.

Abilities of a bat. I already get made fun of, but this time I can fly away. WYR have the ability to fly or run stupendously fast?

Unfortunately, the top scientists of the world just figured it out.

Babali!

Granted, but you get a ton of health problems. I wish I could easily figure out my math homework.

Oh big time, I dislike people. TUBM hates doing homework.

You didn't look good enough, because I just won it.

Why did you make such a good point?

Headbanger

sack