Deadman

Asics...

You know you're a nerd when you design cars and make wooden models.

Very, I've had a rough morning. TUBM has had a good morning.

After a very very long time.

So maybe I do have an obsession with a certain girl! Don't judge me! TUBM has heard of the game Rust.

"Want some syrup with that?" What shouldn't you say to a monkey that hasn't had a banana in three years?

Banned because all matter tastes amazing!

Sit, because I can lay down in the air and replicate standing. WYR be stuck in Hawaii or the Bahamas?

I have two friends, and only one of them is of the same gender. I'm kind of a loner...

Unfortunately, the keep pooping on us and our statue-like selves begin to deteriorate.

You know you're a nerd when you constantly develop your own theories, and test them.

"Don't worry I'm just gonna put you in this microscopic box." What shouldn't you say to me?

Table, that way I don't have a butt in my face all the time. Would you rather be a shoe or a shirt?

Banned

You know you're a nerd when your dad hands you a scrap paper and it's a design plan and you name exactly what it is.