Deadman

The sane lady despises gory films.

9/10 I agree with the first, and the second made me chuckle.

Fish

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...

You become so lost within you're own thoughts that you walk and fall into a hole. After spending several days in said hole, someone arrives and fills it with cement. ...

You receive a horrid what if situation. *Inserts a whale.*

For being a tiny bit confused. (I joined in 2012 :P)

For having 82 reviews!

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting

Banned because you banned me!

Clasp

You receive a younger wand. *Inserts fifty page report that I have not written yet.*

9/10 I know that avatar! I just can't think of it though....

which absolutely disgusts them causing them to...

You end up staring at your avatar photo for too long and die from it's cuteness!