Deadman

Granted, but you soon grow bored with it. I wish I could answer my phone faster.

"Unicorns are dumb, especially pink ones." What should you never say to your kid?

Banned because I did participate in no shave Novemeber, and I am sprouting a full on beard. :p

take

Granted, but now you don't have any parents at all and begin to fail miserably. I wish that I had food right now.

Banned because I can ban for what I want!

The way my last name is said in English makes it sound Asian, but it is actually a German last name because my family originated from there.

"I am the leader of this group! I was elected to be leader not you!" What is something you shouldn't say to an invading force?

-17

"Bleh your writings suck, I prefer Miley Cyrus's writings!" What shouldn't you say to an evil witch?

My body temperature is permanently 1 degree hotter than the normal person. It makes summers brutal!

Banned for defending me! I appreciate the gesture, but I can handle it.

Zelda

-14

-14 Oops my most sincere apologies.