CuriosityCat

YAY! Malala!

Bunge jump over a volcano! I mean, i'm assuming some kind of suit would be worn to protect me from toxic gases and magma and stuff. If not, forget about ...

Apple. The stringy bits in oranges... URGH. Get on my nerves. WYR: Fart ridiculously loudly every time or burp ridiculously loudly every time?

Only be able to touch socks... at least I wouldn't turn my Mom into a sock accidentally. o_O Would you rather have to eat a bucket full of chile or ...

:3 Daww, thank you! MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Ice cream sandwich. They're just generally yummier. Would you rather be a human with wings or a bird that could talk?

Well, I'm of the personal opinion that the books are pretty much always better. I mean, I do have a few movies (the Harry Potter movies, for example) that I ...

Cat pulls another candy cane from her pocket and puts it in her mouth to suck on.

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Cat sighs and hands the troll a candy cane to shut him up. "Merry Christmas, trolly," she says with a slightly irritated smile.

"I Could Pee On This and other poems by cats" and $50 for a really great art school fund.

"Cokely! Coke Coke a coke before he cokes!" cokes Coke. She cokes over to the coke coke and cokes a coke into the coke. She cokingly cokes the coke, and ...

Cat looks at Catch with wide Cokes. "Holy Coke, he's Cokeing us all! Coke him a Coke or we'll all be Coked! Do it Cokely!!!"

Everyone groans loudly.

Cat walks back out, slightly calmer now, and pats Catch awkwardly on the shoulder. "You OK, dude?" she asks him nervously. "Calm down. There's no need to go all... Coke-y ...