CuriosityCat

Grinning, Cat ducks behind the counter and resurfaces with a fresh-baked chachlat muffin. After cleaning up a little in the kitchen, she runs out and plops the small plate on ...

Cat finishes her Simpson art and passes Chrissy a shocklate beer. Then she stoops over the puddle of troll-puke and begins to towel off Catch's head.

Cat, taking pity on her friend's headlessness, passes the desperate Catch a chaclate muffin, made from the essence of the exceedingly rare troll-chaca fruit. She then quickly steals his white-board ...

Cat returns to the Tavern, exhausted. "Thank you for the help serving, pretzel. You're a godsend," she pants, flopping down in a chair. "Geez, you're gone for a day and ...

Cat grudgingly lets go of the troll's neck and whines to pretzel, "But he ate my best friend's head!! That's really creepy. And rude."

A hand thrusts from the depths of the Tavern's closet and finds a death grip on the troll's neck. As he gasps and splutters, unable to articulate even one of ...

Though preparing pretzel's salad is a simple enough task, Cat keeps glancing preoccupiedly around the Tavern all the while. She keeps stopping every few minutes and sniffing the air like ...

After quickly preparing the orders, Cat plops them down in front of their respective human guests. "Hello Marbles! It's nice to see you," she says, smiling. Then Cat stops and ...

I only have one book I want to mention here: The One And Only Ivan. That book made me cry, laugh, shout, seethe, and want to jump off a cliff, ...

Since no one else is manning the orders, Cat decides to take over. She jogs up behind the counter and begins making both some potato pancakes (yum!) and french fries ...

Cat jumps up from her couch, spilling her drink all over. "Where'd she go?" she screams at the air. "Where did you take her, you little SLIMEBAG?! I'll get you ...

Cat takes a sip of her own mug of cocoa, shivering with cold. Then she plunks the mug down on the table and graciously smiles through her new creamy mustache. ...

Cat sighs and begins to pick up the mountains of sporks scattered around the Tavern. Then she mops up some of the spiders covering the floor. "Well, at least people ...

Cat quickly passes PickledChrissy a candy cane as well. Then she begins wiping the dust off of the tabletops and couters. When she's done, she pours herself a hot chocolate. ...

You know you're a writer when: someone mentions someone's name in regular conversation and you just gasp in amazement and are forced to run to your notepad and write it ...