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Banned for the forefront thing in your avatar being a horse's bum

Hehe! Adorable! Number one, you need to crop the picture. Cut off all the white blank parts and leave just a concentrated picture of Voldy and the kittens of doom. ...

"I can put it back [s]it[/s] if you like." The driver grunted out his reasons for passage when the Officer said: "Sir, have you seen two young boys? They went ...

Banned for going there too!

Hey EliteHusky! He had been on the Hungarian vessel for slightly over a day and presumed he would be staying longer but early this morning the entire dormitory of Irish ...

Banned for being a girl! Oh, I went there! xD

Granted, but then you'll get emphezema. I wish I could find a summer job.

The only thing I ever watch is Nascar.

I would personally not pay... I have little expenses nipping me in the butt every other day anyway it seems, so it's really not too much for me to just ...

This is slightly old news, by a week or so, but here's this update. I was chosen to be the Editor-in-Chief of my college's literary journal. I get to run ...

Heeey-a Shafter! The little song should be in italics. If it already is then I'm sorry - this site is being weird for me right now. :P I really, really ...

In short: Mormon girl, highly religious family, wants love, finds love - then what? Written in poetic format. I generally like disturbing books. If something has a twisted character, an ...

What if there were no such thing as glasses and if you couldn't see you just had to deal with it?

pied piper!

5/10 Very green...