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Riley | Just Not Diggin' It | Day A7, 1:30PM "For the last time, Goth, I can not move these things!" Riley exclaimed, tugging at the sacs around his eyes, ...

TORT NEEDS INSPIRATION! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM INSPIRATION LAUNCHER! *launches a murderous axe with a mind of its own*

Somebody please... PLEASE photoshop a troll face on an image of Xerneas and stare at it as the troll song plays. That would be amazing. TORT NEEDS INSPIRATION! ACTIVATE THE ...

*evil inspiration strikes* Ooooh.... This filler is about to take a dark turn.

So this all started becaaaauuuse... I threw a cabbage?

XD As only Tort can do.

@Robusto, that post. 10/10, would read again. Here are some thoughts: So to the New Order Legendaries and leaders, Yveltal has joined the resistance, and to the NO underlings, he's ...

Wow, @15253. That was the most logical thing I've seen you say in a long time. 030

Am I allowed to supply our team with additional troops? Or perhaps one or two power troops?

And this is where their downfall lies, @Tortwag! Do not link them for we have the upper hand and they are unprepared!

Fine, Hunter. But I side with the BeanBean Kingdom. GO CACKLETTA! I mean Tortwag!

I decline your terms, Hunter. I have just found the ultimate weapon. PESTICIDE! BWAHAHAHA

Count me out! Make peace, not cabbage! I mean war!

Sounds like something very, very weird though.

*sees Hunter lurking and throws cabbage at him* No lurking! S'creepy! Don't do it!