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  • Writing Activities Re: The Worst Story Ever

    And we now break this story to tell you the rest of the story, because suspense can cause immense stress to your heart: John will die. The Penguin will prevail. ...

    Feb 28, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: The Worst Story Ever

    "Yeah,"The penguin laughed. "I changed it to MY name. It's Roaldrowlingsnoinkpottershafterchairman Shakespearepullman." "Yeah right." John snickered. "So, that's easy. Gimme a pen. I'll change it to m

    Feb 24, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: One line Summary

    Die. What would you do if the Jabberwock appeared in front of you?

    Feb 13, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: One line Summary

    I would prefer neither... What would be the last word you speak on earth?

    Feb 13, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: Answering machines

    Donald to Avanmore:[b] Good morning. I suppose you are a good friend of Sunny Atoll? Yes? Or are you aquaintances of the U.N. No? Okay, I suppose you are wasting ...

    Feb 13, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

    DARN THIS CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN I DUN KNOW WHAT TO WRITE DDDDDDDDAMDDDDDDN ITDDDDDD THSI SSSDSSDSDS IS SO STUPID! I WANT TO CRASH ON THE KEYBOARDsfsadfjdsfasadrrewaoJ STopjkfdsjrewa fup reaopjgfuorvewaz

    Feb 13, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: The Worst Story Ever

    "Okay, the penguins are can we continue the scene?" John murmured. "Well yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Darn...I'm thinking of dialogue." "Me too." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah."

    Feb 13, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: The Worst Story Ever

    "Oh! Oh!" Crowds of penguins gasped in the distance. "Want any pizza?" One asked another. '"Yup. And a double cappucino shot cappucino." "Okay...I'll pass by starbucks." The penguin cycled around ...

    Feb 12, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: The Worst Story Ever

    Game Rules: It's basically a "countinue-where-i-left-out" activity...but the final product has to be extremely bad. No flaming allowed, but a sudden change of plot and confusing details can be added. ...

    Feb 10, 2007
  • Writing Activities Re: Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

    It was a dark - yes, very dark, i suppose - and stormy night. I was, I was...I was...oh, okay - It was a dark and stormy - was it?

    Feb 10, 2007


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