Chairman

And we now break this story to tell you the rest of the story, because suspense can cause immense stress to your heart: John will die. The Penguin will prevail. ...

"Yeah,"The penguin laughed. "I changed it to MY name. It's Roaldrowlingsnoinkpottershafterchairman Shakespearepullman." "Yeah right." John snickered. "So, that's easy. Gimme a pen. I'll change it to m

Thanks for critiques! *beams*

I would like to read Hourglass more. It's rather original than Green.

I'm thinking of writing a short story with absolutely everything flipped over. Has anyone seen the music video of The Scientist by Coldplay? It's (sort of) like that. Sample: He ...

Die. What would you do if the Jabberwock appeared in front of you?

I would prefer neither... What would be the last word you speak on earth?

Donald to Avanmore:[b] Good morning. I suppose you are a good friend of Sunny Atoll? Yes? Or are you aquaintances of the U.N. No? Okay, I suppose you are wasting ...

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Granted, but you'll be in a friday in WWII. Try not to be hit by a bomb! I wish no one could corrupt this wish.

"Okay, the penguins are can we continue the scene?" John murmured. "Well yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Darn...I'm thinking of dialogue." "Me too." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah."

"Oh! Oh!" Crowds of penguins gasped in the distance. "Want any pizza?" One asked another. '"Yup. And a double cappucino shot cappucino." "Okay...I'll pass by starbucks." The penguin cycled around ...

Okay, I'll critique it. And please don't keep on pushing your post - like, it's annoying me. I wish you could bring more elements to it, like having something that ...

Wow. IS that real? (Oh darn, I shouldn't have asked that - this is non-fiction.) I have to agree with fishr - it was good. It is so easy to ...

Chill out. Life can be almost everything. You should expand it, and include your experiences. You should also use some quotes from Plato, Shakespeare or whatever. But it was inspirational ...