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  • Silver Be Thy Steps Part 1

    The thing that I love about Central Park is that once you’re past its gates, as long as you don’t look up and see the skyscrapers, it’s like you’re not ...

    10 min read
  • Fluffy the Vampire Slayer: A Parody (Part 1)

    When it comes to being a vampire, I really suck. In all the years I’ve been undead, I’ve never once drunk from a human. If it was still possible for ...

    6 min read
  • Fluffy the Vampire Slayer Part 2

    The blond girl glanced at me, and I suddenly had the urge to pounce and fang her. Focusing hard, I shoved it away. Ripping a classmate’s throat open was not ...

    7 min read
  • Fluffy the Vampire Slayer Part 3

    “Hey! Where’re you going?” Reporter Guy called. I ignored him, and dodging past a couple of kids goofing around, I sat directly across from Fluffy. She looked up with a ...

    6 min read


I think the best thing about making it into the quote generator is when nobody tells you, so one day you're just scrolling and voila, some phenomenally inane thing that crawled out of your dying synapses and immediately regretted being born the second it made contact with the air has been archived for all time. Or worse, a remark of only average inanity. Never tell me when you've put me in the generator. Pride-tinged regret just doesn't taste the same without the spice of surprise.
— SirenCymbaline