Binky

Well, Cornwall and the Isle of Man are both numbered amongst the Celtic Nations and Cornwall at least is part of England, I dunno about the Isle of Mans state ...

If I stop typing, or type at any speed under 50 letters per minute, I'll EXPLODE! Leaking the script for Speed 17, eh? Way to stick it to the man.

No-one likes clowns. Fact of life. Well... Demented hobos like yourself may be an exception, but I wouldn't know. One of the things that I actually liked most was that ...

You seem odd, I approve.

I amuse myself by how the setting of this story evolved, it was originally intended to be a tongue-in-cheek class politics thing but that didn't work, then I nicked a ...

Bookstore, Waterstones is King. Despise Borders, it's just really dreadful, inappropriate music, annoying staff, too much of a 'warehouse' feel where it's almost incidental that they're selling books

Amusingly enough, Going Postal is likely my favourite of his books, although I like all the little quirky "one-shotters" he does, I'm unsure whether I only take to those books ...

Meshugenah 'n Snoink: Woooh, I wrote something: I kinda like it, but I've never been very objective to be honest, and the reason I joined is so other people can ...

Well, this is the first story I've written of my own free-will (i.e. not for school or something) ever. I was a little terminology heavy with this one, and didn't ...

'Sgood ain't it. Of course the thing is that even if the first stuff you wrote was mince, you can progress from that, I on the other hand, have to ...

Hallo, 'tis I, of course such an assertion is meaningless since none of you know who I am, but, it's still most certainly true, I am me. I decided to ...