BigBadBear

I wrote it in first grade. It was called The Jaguar and the Bobcat. It was about a nice little bobcat the accidently went into the Jaguar's cave, and then ...

Happy Birthday! Everyone, let's spam her PM box with love! -Jared PS: I love you, Sam!

Bye!!!!!!! -Jared

Ledger was an amazing actor. The Dark Knight was by far the best movie he's ever done. His acting was amazing, and I'm still in awe. -Jared

Holy crap. That's all I have to say about this movie. -Jared

Duh. Weren't you guys there when it happened? The calender maker quit because his hand hurt too much. He didn't want to go on any further. I saw it happen. ...

Wait...wouldn't it make more sense and go together more if it were 2112? Because God doesn't want to wait that long to kill us all. -Jared

Dude. Jabber, you are amazingly awesome! I'm so happy for you! *glugs* -Jared

Touch my Body in your pants. :) -Jared

Heh. That's cool. I can't really tell what it does, though. It does seem to load just a bit faster... -Jared

I have a chocolate, and it's awesome. I text everyone, every day. I rarely call people though--wastes minutes. I mean, what's the point of calling someone if you can text ...

This sounds interesting; I'll do it.

Aaaannnd. Why is this rated R?

Dude! I live there! Jenna, come visit me! I'll give you cookies! -Jared

Until! Or the abbreviation of until, so, 'til. Ever look at a word so much that it doesn't look like a word anymore? o_O That's freaky. You're right. Until looks ...