BigBadBear

While you're writing the outline for your next novel, which is expected to sell 10,000 to 30,000 copies (a very good number), you are approached by the Coca-Cola corporation. In ...

Hey, Kylan! Thanks so much for letting me know this is up! little black balls of tar -and-feathers – attending the carnival then people. And they didn't even have to ...

You're counting down? -Jared

I know a total of none of those! So I must give you a even 5/10. Sumi, you hurt my soul. "So I must give you AN even 5/10". Sheesh. ...

XD I love you Pork. Someone said it up there, but I'm too lazy to look. They said that you feel good when people say that your writing has touched ...

The Woman in White is by Wilkie Collins. It was written in the 1800s, but it's probably one of the best thrillers I've ever read. Well... I haven't quite finished ...

Hello, Holly! This is repayment for being freaktastically awesome every day. Thanks. I looked at the five concrete steps down to the sidewalk, looking pleasantly damp. I looked over to ...

Hey, Kylan! I feel I need to repay you for those amazing critiques on the Séance Series. I found this a highly enjoyable read. It has everything that you are ...

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 95% Likelihood of you being MALE is 5% This lies. -Jared

Jabber! *mucho glugs* It’s been two months Er, to keep with the same tense, say: "It'd been two months" Okay! Well. This was good; it wasn't spectacular. It wasn't amazing. ...

You're 18? Who wudda thunk? -Jared

1. Y cant we use chtspk? Lyke its a dumm rule. 2. How do you post stuff? I can't think of anything else right now.

I just discovered this for the first time. Now nifty is this? -Jared

I'm reading The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. It's probably one of the best mystery books ever written. Seriously. -Jared

lol it took me a moment to understand what everyone was talking about. And then I looked at the dates. And then I wondered why you posted this. And then ...