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"There are certain people my parents foist on me, mistakenly believing that they will be my friends because they are my age and also patricians. That's unfortunately untrue, as I ...

A dull accountant who kinda-sorta-vaguely wishes for more romance in his life but this is an extremely distant wish, and he himself is unaware of it and just plods through ...

...because they both smell, distinctly, and not in a good way. True love is like South Africa...

...because they'll eat anything. Chocolate is like a dead baby...

Okay, here goes-- ------------- I held her ribbon in my hands, and turned my eyes to the sky. The clouds hung low and gray and stormy; the grass in the ...

A kind of shy, conscientious Russian boy, pale-haired, possibly very sickly. His heart is in the right place but he's kind of weak-willed. Probably upper-class. Enrique "Quique" de Leon

This time, I'll take characters from the Juaniverse (ack, that was lame). "No one in particular. Thou shalt not kill and so on, and besides, my job stresses detachment. I ...

"Who sings in the shower? That's just--ugh. Uck. I don't want anything to do with you, dammit." ~Louis "I'm sorry, I don't sing in the shower. That's a rather odd ...

"Three...yeah *winces* Three's a crowd. I say anything above one is a crowd, though." ~Louis "That's nonsense, Orson. You put up with me just fine." ~Peter "Really? Since when? ~Louis ...

An adventurous woman, maybe with a background in intelligence (you know, as a secret agent) who's since left and has started a business of her own. And by "business", I ...

A popular, active cheerleader--basically good-natured but ditzy and airheaded. Jill Edwards

Hey, my name's Orson, and I'm probably a thousand times smarter than you. Just thought I'd like to get that out of the way. Now, any questions?

This time around, it's not everyone. Because there's too many. "Well, I wouldn't do anything particularly...mushy...I mean...I'm not really...that kind of guy. No, no, this isn't going the way I--damn

5/10 It's not my cup of tea first of all, and second some aspects just sound cheesy. Like the "plant monsters"...uh...O_o The "new radiation" idea sounds corny too. I hope ...

I use TNR now, but started getting sick of it a while ago and began experimenting with fonts. I've gone back to TNR now, though. Though I (used to) do ...