Bazoo

Cardboard, duh! Hours and hours of educational fun. What would you do (or say) if every single piece of writing you wrote was deeemed offensive by some form of Christian ...

"I'd like to increase my life insurance, please ..." What would you do (or say) if horses suddenly took over the world? French fries aren't meat ...

"Advertisers these days just get worse and worse." What would you do (or say) if, by law, everybody had to be vegetarians?

"I really, really need to start taking those pills my doctor prescribed to make my head right..." What would you do (or say) if you found out YWS was sending ...

I like Brad's witty responses .... .... no matter how sick, distorted, or disgusting they may be. What would you do (or say) if you found out Brad got fired ...

"Geez . . . I was just visiting Germany!" What would you do (or say) if YWS allied with TYWC and went into a bloody war with every other writing ...

"Dang . . . no more playing Captain Underpants." *sulks* What would you do (or say) if your computer would only let you go to one website?

"Why the heck did you quit!?" What would you do (or say) if your dog suddenly evolved into a talking ape? (IF you can call the evolution)

"Holy crap, I should get this on camera!" What would you do (or say) if you had to get married to an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend?

"It looks like it is time to vote pro-choice . . ." (also cruel, but for the sake of stupid humor!) What would you do (or say) if you had ...

"What were we talking about again?" What would you do (or say) if your television was stuck on one channel?

"Hmm . . . anyone have a bazooka?" What would you do (or say) if your sibling bought an elephant as a pet?

Feed her to get her to shut up. (sorry, I love animals, (in fact I am a vegetarian) but for the sake of stupid humor!) What would you do (or ...

"Oh joy . . . here comes a copyright lawsuit." What would you do (or say) if one of the characters from a story you wrote came to life?

"Ewwwww, visiting the planetarium just got a whole lot worse." What would you do (or say) if the mAtriX really had you?