Bazoo

Lolita, just the thought of it

I haven't actually read it myself (sue me) but I've heard of this book called "The Jungle" through a lot of people. It's about a meat factory in Chicago (I ...

Deltora Quest: Dread Mountain" by Emily Rodda - actually all of them are terrible, but I only have more more slot left. I haven't read them since I was like ...

Um..I can't even remember a lot of the bad books I read... -Series of Unfortunate Events-Seriously, I don't even know how these things keep getting published. Each book is too ...

Avoid Disney. What would you do (or say) if your parents were aliens raising you to sell you into slave labor when you grew older?

I would wait until only one other person is in the elevator, tap on their shoulder, and pretend it wasn't me. What would you do (or say) if you were ...

"It's a good thing I was wearing those diapers!" What would you do (or say) if you were underage and won at a casino?

"Insert Best Friend's name? Who the heck is that!?" ;) What would you do (or say) if you were suddenly trampled by a number of oversized ants?

"Oh come on, how bad could it be? Seriously? How bad could it be?" *tombstone engraved 'Bazoo, R.I.P' appears the next day* What would you do (or say) if the ...

Pull out holy water, a cross, and some candy. (even children of Satan succumb to candy) What would you do (or say) if your social life could only exist online ...

Niteowl ... whatever you write comes tru- *floats to the ceiling* What would you do (or say) if I was in control of your life and actions?

-er- "I'm dehydrated now?" What would you do (or say) if you were stuck in the Mario video game?

"Dang internet." What would you do (or say) if you got a video message stating it would self-destruct in five seconds?

"The U.S. is a little overcrowded, huh?" What would you do (or say) if you happened to be at a place minutes after a murder occurred there and you were ...

"Post a complaint and get me fired, PLEASE!" :begs customer: What would you do (or say) if you were forced to launch yourself from a cannon into a building?